The Squits
terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your -n-s. may be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
if you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some p-rno to stop yourself getting bored during the long sh-tting sessions.
man: hey tony, where have you been for the last week?
tony: oh yeah, i came down with a terrible case of the squits. my -rs- feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
man: ew.
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