The Stallion
legends say they call him “the stallion.” he was the greatest. no man can compare to him. they say his name is hank. they say he could have s-x for 24 hours straight and not get tired. they say he can do 400 push-ups straight, then do more after. words cannot describe him. some call him a g-d hidden in the real world. a world that has s-xy women.
kevin: yo is that “the stallion!?!??”
tony: h-ll yea that is!
devin: d-mn his triceps are huge!
alondra: i want his c-ck.
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