The Stan
the act of c-cking one leg on a table whilst masturbating. preferably whilst wearing exceptionally tight football shorts, one t-st-cl- hanging out of the leg, the p-n-s protruding from the other.
“oh my god, what’s that guy doing in front of that floor to ceiling window!?”
“chillax, bro, he’s just doing the stan.”
the belt of countries between india, russia, china and the caspian sea. known for containing an unusual concentration of heroin, oil, bad soviet suits, stalin wannabees, religious fanatics, rusted out hulks of aeroflot planes, and hapless young marines from new jersey who would really rather be somewhere else.
marine #1: i get to spend my next tour in the dmz. man, i can’t wait; fine korean food, finer korean women! where are you going after basic?
marine #2: man, they’re sending me to the stans.
marine #1: i told you not to hit on the gunny’s daughter.
slang for afghanistan. used by the canadian army, among others.
“just came back from a tour in the ‘stan, what a sh-thole!”
a geographical area in central and part of southern asia where the countries end in stan such as pakistan, afghanistan, kyrgyzstan, tajikistan, uzbekistan, turkmenistan and kazakhstan
wachu doin this spring break?
vacationing in the stans
a circular/gyrating movement involving the hips.
hey man, do the stan!
hey look, he’s doing the stan!
hey, u can’t play without doing the stan first!
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