The Standish
a threesome between lapdog, standish, and alfredo, where lapdog fills a pool of s-m-n in standish’s nose. once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. next, pour it into alfredo’s mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. lastly, finger alfredo’s uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
the standish- a threesome between a jew, a ho, and a duck boy
do you even standish?
she got so standished last night.
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