The Stephen Hawking


when you have s-x with the sp-ce between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like stephen hawking. see bagpiping.
dude my girlfriend and i have been dating for so long we’ve started doing crazy sh-t in bed like the stephen hawking.

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