The Stoner’s Dilemma


the dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

can also be “the drinker’s dilemma”
“d-mn the stoner’s dilemma! i want cheetos, but they’re all the way in the kitchen!”
or
“dude, i had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. i sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if i should go get some food to feed my drunchies.”

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