The Struggle Pisser
usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. the struggle p-sser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle p-sser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. it is not uncommon for the struggle p-sser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
bill: “howie! are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? you are beat red!!!”
howie: “nah, my prostate is inflamed and i had to force out my pee.”
bill: “wow! you really are the struggle p-sser!”
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