The Subway Test


the subway test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
simply imagine that person working at your local subway (feel free to subst-tute subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still ‘hot’ then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
“yeah man, sarah jessica parker totally fails the subway test”

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