The Surprise Pick


an unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. not to be confused with the surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or -ssorted other orifices!
you’re pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. you breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. it’s not even crusty.. & you’re not even feeling clogged up!

you extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

woah! where did that come from?? that’s the surprise pick!

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