The Surpriser
the act of inserting 2 fingers into the -n-s and 1 into the v-g-n-
i just gave sh-lly the surpriser and she loved it.
the s-xual act of slapping downwards on a female or males -n-s, with the back of your hand, hitting the b-tt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.
shelby loves it when i give her the surpriser. she loves getting a finger in the -ss.
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