the swan
a reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional american life.
there is nothing more rock n’ roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.
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a compet-tion to make women look more like an asian character from mad tv.
you plastic surgery person… you make-a me look-a like a man!
when your f-cking a girl in the back, you grab her arms and pull them back but keep their arms straight. when you start tearing that up, they’ll arch their back like a swan, and if your endowed like me, they’ll even swoon like a swan.
i gave connor’s mom the swan last night and it was great!
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