The Swift
a sickness caused by over consumption of taylor swift music. symptoms include: tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
may cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. treatments are yet to be discovered.
sorry, can’t chill, i’ve got the swift
the largest clique in miami
hey, that guy seems cool.
yea, he’s in the swifts
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