The SwingLine


when doing a chick from behind, or “doggie-style”, reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, “donkey punch style” and conclude by showing her your “o face”, as in office sp-ce.(this maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
“i did the swingline on your mom last night. it took almost an hour to remove all the staples”

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