The T


an incredibly humiliating and demeaning yet fulfilling s-xual position that creates a t like shape. to perform the t, said female partner, must lay face up on a stiff surface, then her loving thankful partner mounts her face in a perpendicular manner, forcefully entering the oral cavity repeatedly with his p-n-s. this allows for surprise esophageal insemination and the freedom for the male to stay preoccupied, such as watching television, playing video games, or watching p-rn to compensate for standards not met in the experience
i gave my girlfriend the t for the first time last night. she broke up with me this morning.
the boston subway system. represents the triumph of fuzzy logic, or something, because it does not actually stand for any single word. cambridge seven -ssociates thought it up in the early 1960s when the state hired them to design graphics for the then new mbta. their goal was to come up with something as recognizable as a cross that also evoked the idea of transit, transportation, tunnel, etc.

there are four lines: red (because it used to end at harvard, whose color is crimson); blue (it runs along the ocean); green (it goes to the leafy suburbs of brookline and newton) and orange (because it used to run above what was once known as orange street).

you’ll sometimes hear references to the purple line (collectively all the commuter lines) and the silver line (a fancy-shmancy bus line that the t pretends is as good as a subway, running along the route of the old orange line elevated).
take the redline on the t from alewife to parkstreet, then change to the greenline at parkstreet until you get to kenmore for fenway park.
a term used by the early gay community circa 1970-1989 that indicated some one was the “t”alk of the “t”own, hence the “t”. the term was often used by female impersonators to describe a fellow impersonator that did an exceptionally good job on stage in a live lip sync-p-ted performance which was talked about in the gay circles for long periods of time. the term grew to define any memorable person whos actions were or would soon be largely talked about in the gay circles. also a person who was popular in the gay comunity would be talked about may have been refered to as the “t”

mary, did you see miss things patty labelle performance last night? she p’d on stage! she was the “t” last night!

girl friend, that party you threw was fabulous, the way you have your new apartment decorated is the deal and that new husband of yours is to die for! you are the t!
‘the t’ is another term for ‘the truth.’ the term was popularized in gay culture. ‘the t’ was brought mainstream by rupaul’s drag race, tv, series, as the drag queens, and drag racers (series viewers) would refer to ‘the t’ when speaking the truth.

the t can also refer to getting the scoop or inside information about something.
that queen’s skirt is too short. i just had to speak the t.

rupaul was preaching the t when she said, if you can’t love yourself how the h-ll you gonna love anyone else.

i know he was checking me out. i wouldn’t lie. i only tell the t.

girl, you better tell me the t about what you heard from that b-tch.

i’m not running my mouth, but let me drop the t on you.
the most unreliable, dirty, loud, inconvenient m-ss transportation system in north america. boston runs abound with drunken college students every single night, yet the t stops running at 12:15 am. very smart. green line stops every 10 feet, orange line harbors muderers, blue line trains are older than your parents, and the red line… well just try getting an alewife train at 11:50 pm.
f-ck, i missed cl-ss because of the t.
a word made up by cross country runners to be used for anything and everything, including all parts of speech and profane and non-profane subst-tutions.
thet you.
i thet your mama last night.
holy thet!
as in, then let’s go to the pub
hey do you want to go to the pub ? ok thets go

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