The taste of home
a very peculiar act,
lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend’s cl-torous several times.
then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.
i would never think to try the taste of home with jannice
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