The Taylor Woods
the taylor woods is the act of having s-xual intercourse, after not shaving for more than 10 years, in a field of wet soggy gr-ss with a circle of rotting fish around you and many gorillas beating their chests all while you smear feces all over your partners face and then proceed to throw up in each others mouths. after intercourse is done you and your partner shave every hair on your body, put it in a blender with one of the rotting fish and eat it.
“have you ever heard of the taylor woods?”
ewww yeah that is more nasty than alli lukehart’s blue waffle!
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