The Tecmo Bowl
a s-x act that involves banging to near completion in a version of “doggystyle” that involves sitting on a toilet. just prior to climax, the guy inserts the “nintendo thumb” of his left hand into his lady friend’s b-tthole while simultaniously rubbing the “a/b thumb” of his right hand over her cl-toris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving bo jackson in nintendo’s “tecmo bowl.” as the man c-ms, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: “bo knows sk-nky bathroom s-x!”
dude 1: “hey did you hear that chris gave that girl from accounting ‘the tecmo bowl’ at the company party last weekend?”
dude 2: “that doesn’t surprise me… she seems like the type of sk-nk that’d be into that kind of thing.”
dude 1: “apparently chris’ thumbs are still numb!”
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