the ten condiments
the ten condiments are what jeizz master himself taught his followers, they are perfect ways to live life.
1. never mention politics, for it is the one thing that separates jeizz master from his followers.
2. if an orphan show up at your door, do not let it in, he will drag you to he’ll.
3.killing your friend out of suspicion is completely normal, drugs may enhance this power.
4.never use internet memes in vein.
5.killing jeizz master out of suspicion is also completely normal, but you are very unlikely to succeed.
6.a love companion is forbidden unless he or she or mailbox is a part of the cult.
7.police will look for you, kill them on sight.
8.glam rock is the embodiment of evil. yin and yang i suppose.
9.emojis are forbidden.
10.trends are forbidden.
there is one unspoken 11th condiment it begins with a j and ends with a effrey move. i say this because even mentioning it results in spontaneous combusti$4!$:’sekkskdtgnu€€}~£{~€}{ifoqvkk7382948&:,///////////////&:@@yÿldllwple399293929999999
did you hear about the ten condiments? yeah i think the jeffrey move is horri;’g$?&$&:&@:9394ggrdknenjkb37283!~€]£*}*{^}
Read Also:
- kawasaki popsicle
a recipe. step 1: make a sushi roll with doodoo step 2: freeze it step 3: enjoy ed: hey dave, i’m throwing a party later. dave: sweet i know a kick–ss hors d’oeuvre called the kawasaki popsicle. ed: sounds like a load of sh-t dave: exactly.
- rolo poohole
role poohole is amazing keep your poohole close to you. she is beautiful and kind wow she is amazing she’s such a rolo poohole
- ammon.m
a black short in height and nonexistent d-ck annoying as f-ck and has no handles and may thick he’s black when he acts like a white kid. and he literally looks like adam sandlers on steroids but just black and if you ever see an ammon.m call him a f-ckboy -ss b-tch -ss. ammon.m is […]
- west valley high school
a sh-tty f-cked up sh-ll of its former self in the west side of yakima washington this school is famous for its low graduation rates and s.t.d riddled students along with the large amounts of druggys and dealers the idiots in this school pop pills in cl-ss f-ck behind the bleachers and sh-t in the […]
- noodle in the poodle house
the meaning is still unknown. my mother user’s it when talking to either dogs or cats. howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them. im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child. i once thought “maybe my mothers crazy/dementia” but who […]