the terrapin potato pop
when one takes an infant turtle and surgically remove it’s sh-ll. one must then attach the sh-ll to their back and start to make potato salad. slather the finished potato salad over your erect p-n-s and have your male or female partner perform fellacio. it is necessary that the stripped turtle is watching this s-xual act as you arch your back and mimic the turtle’s noises. when finished, superglue the sh-ll back on the turtle and insert the turtle’s head into your partners v-g-n- and or -n-s until it suffocates.
“have you noticed barry the turtle at the zoo has been missing for the past week?”
“yeah, i think beth and jonathan used barry for the terrapin potato pop.”
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