the texans
a severe case of “chap -ss” or “parched p–p-chute” that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
that triple-beef burrito from taco bell gave me the worst case of the texans i have ever had. i was running back and forth from the can like gene autrey.
when a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
oh that doctor just gave him the texan.
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