The Theory of Cougartivity


1.the theory(or fact which every you prefer) that all younger men like cougars and all cougars love younger men.

2.that all women are cougars at heart.

3.that cougars are the best lovers, more affectionate, non players of games, and know how to make their cubs happy.

4. that everything leads to or is done because of cougars.
guy 1 hey do you like my new car?

guy 2 wow did you get it as a graduation gift?

guy 1 well that and because the cougars love it!

guy 2 another example of the theory of cougartivity.

guy 1 that is right, i love cougars.

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