The Theory of Relative Hottness
the theory that states that one judges a guy/girl’s hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. this explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. there are fewer to compare them to.
guy 1: dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
guy 2: naw, that’s the theory of relative hottness. at school she’s not that hot.
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