the Three-Fingered Bus Driver
an obscure s-xual maneuver popularized in russia, in which the v-g-n- and -n-s are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. the r-ct-m is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
“darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?”
“yeah. it was the most horrifying experience of my life. after that we went to olive garden.”
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