the three gets


euphanism for meeting someone at a bar or nightclub, taking them home (get home), having s-x (get off), then sending them home (get out).
“i met this hot guy last night at the bar and we went home together”.

“did he stay all night?”

“no! he was good for the three gets: get home, get off, get out”.

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