The Three Shake Rule


after using a urinal you’re permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your c-ck twice. three times you’re just having a w-nk.
it’s occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.

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