the TMI’s
a health or medical condition, such as diarrhea, constipation, or heavy menstrual flow, that is left unspecified so as to avoid a response of “tmi!!!” (too much information)
employee: i’m sorry, i can’t come in today, i’ve got the tmi’s
boss: the tmi’s?
employee: i’ve got horrible diarrhea, in fact i completely sh-t the bed last night
boss: tmi!!!
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