the toasters


one of the first and best third wave ska bands. from nyc, i believe. recently released ‘enemy of the system’ on the small san francisco label asian man records.
two tone army, shocker, decision at midnight….the toasters…they rawk.
this is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love b-tter all over a tiny s-xy b-tches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!
“i took tiny home after the bls concert sat-rday night and f-cked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of hot toast leaving the toaster and cover her in my love b-tter!”
when a man and a women have intercourse the women gets up to leave and the man throws a toaster at her head
i finished the job then i did the toaster and knocked her out cold!

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