The Tokyo Shuffle


to correctly perform the tokyo shuffle, one person has to put his c-ck between another’s -ss cheeks like a hotdog. the other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until s-m-n is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like elmers glue from elementary school.
phil takes it between the cheeks
like -n-l?
na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his c-ck is flying free

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