The Tombstone


you flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.
i hooked up with this woman yesterday, and i gave her the tombstone. her funeral is tomorrow.

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