The Top Gun
a s-x act in which you put four fingers inside your partner’s v-g-n-, and the thumb inside her -sshole. the 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.
i have created the top gun, next up; the maverick. i am basically the pic-sso of s-x acts.
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