The Trojan Mustache


when a man is denied s-x by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
bob: that sl-t jenny wouldn’t do me when we woke up so i gave that b-tch the trojan mustache.

tom: d-mn straight, b-tch had it comin’!

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