the trump tan
a sh-tty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*
person 1: “check out my tan!”
person 2: “why the f-ck are their white circles around your eyes?”
person 3: ” oh sh-t, you got the trump tan!”
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