The tug boat
similar to the moterboat instead of the t-ts your doing the same prosses to the -ss.
i’d give that -ss the tug boat in a heartbeat.
the tugboat consists of a lead metal pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones -n-s(r-ct-m) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the r-ct-m, tug the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the -sshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a b-tch, so use this as a violent torture method.
hey john, you know that n-gg-r that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that n-gg-r the tugboat nd he wont sh-t right for a week!
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