The Turd Burglar


to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the p–p
then your form it into the shape of a t-rd…your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
dude i did the t-rd burglar on molly the other day. i made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!

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