The Turkey Baster Method


a non-s-xual method to get pregnant. you first j-zz in a turkey baster, then find a really ugly -ss girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls v-g-n- and squeeze.
guy #1; yo that girl mad ugly, but i need a son but i dont wanna f-ck dat.

guy #2: when in doubt, the turkey baster method my friend, j-zz in dat baster, den shove dat sh-t in dat pusy niga!

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