the turtle is sniffing the cotton
a statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. this is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the r-ct-m, and “sniffing” one’s underpants. this can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.
brad: “hey alice, let’s go have s-x!”
alice: “h-ll no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton”
carl: “forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton”
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