The Twinkie


tell your sweety that you are going to run to the store to get some twinkies, after your purchase you drain the cream filling out of a twinkie. she bites into the empty pastry, whens he asks where the cream filling is you proceed to -j-c-l-t- onto her face, and show her what time it is.(this procedure requires delacate timing and preparation.)
dude, i gave cindy the twinkie, and she loved it.

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