The two guys in the closet
a joke.
there was this woman who was getting f-cked by a lot of guys.
her husband said if you let anybody f-ck you again i’m going to pull all the hairs out of your p-ssy.
then a white guy came to see her and started f-cking her.
then she said somebody’s coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
then this black guy comes in and starts f-cking her.
then she said somebody’s coming quick hide in the closet!
then her husband came in and said has somebody been f-cking you again !
so he pulls all the hair out of her p-ssy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her p-ssy he said come out of there you little black s.-.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.-.b. come out first.
did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?
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