The Typing of the Dead
the typing of the dead is the best typing game ever created. this awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by sega and with the -ssistance of smilebit(to remake the game into english), forces you to learn how to type correctly. basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. this game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like “geisha waltz”, “nasal wig”, “bahama mama”, and “hot babes”. in j-pan sega is working to release “the typing of the dead 2” so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the us.
dude 1: “hey dude, wanna come over today and play some xbox?”
dude 2: “naah, man. i’d rather play the typing of the dead. you get to type zombies to death.”
dude 1: “wtf are you talking about? the what of the dead?”
dude 2: “it’s the best typing tutor ever. it beats the h-ll out of mavic beacon. it’s really simple: type or die.”
dude 1: “fashizzle. i need to work on my typing skills myself. let me see this game.”
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