the ultimate homophobe freak-out


this is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core h-m-phobe. one of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner’s hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. very effective stunt. known to make the h-m-phobe throw up.
these two guys went into the boss lady’s office and did the ultimate h-m-phobe freak-out move on her. she suspended them both for 2 days.

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