The Ultimate Warrior
a s-xual position where you and your lover can both watch “the ultimate warrior’s all-time greatest matches dvd” and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his wrestlemania 6 fight against hulk hogan will do. right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like the ultimate warrior mining for riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the p-ss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. when she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the ultimate warrior’s theme song, while stomping around the room.
definition note: this act of s-xual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. however, extremely legal and frequent on the planet raiken.
jason – “dude, i just ordered my copy of “the ultimate warrior’s all-time greatest matches dvd”, rebecca is not even gonna know what the f-ck happened when i give her the ultimate warrior”
rick – “i heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages”
a s-x act. while having doggy style s-x with a girl you grab both of her arms, and hold them out in a t formation, and shake the h-ll out of them. just like the wwf star, the ultimate warrior’s ring introduction.
i was h-tting jessica from the back, and thought i’d spice it up a bit so i gave her the ultimate warrior. i nearly dislocated her shoulder. whoops.
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