The Underground Railroad
a legion of -n-l driven women using horse c-ck size strap-ons as means of their s-xual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive -n-l penetration. it is at this point that each member donkey punches the partic-p-nt in front of them forcing defication. said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. the loser’s punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the partic-p-nts while they each take turns sh-tting on him. -note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.-
-“hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse c-ck strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret the underground railroad today?”
-“yeah man, that sounds great, just don’t let any weirdos in this time!”
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