The Unemployment Zone


any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.
player 1: hey bro, how did your job interview go?
player 2: boss told me i got the job, but i’ll have to cover up my unemployment zone.

player 1: dude, i am so pumped! tomorrow i get sleeved!
player 2: does your boss at that law firm know you’re about to enter the unemployment zone?

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