The Unicorn Finish
at the end of s-x when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls’ head and rests his p-n-s on the top and busts the load forward. the p-n-s is the unicorn horn. get it!?
“yeah jamal, i was with shanicequa yesterday. we decided to get it on you know, and i finished with the unicorn. she got pretty p-ssed because i f-cked up the upholstery on her new love seat. the unicorn finish was pretty fun though. know what i’m sayin’?”
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