The Unicycle Massacre of 1993
a fictional event that happened in the state of wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. you be the judge!
person 1: dude how horrible was hurricane katrina?
person 2: pfft looked like candy land compared to the unicycle m-ssacre of 1993 scrub!
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