The University of Alabama
the university of alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey golden dome and michigan, where you at? now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by u.s. news and world report, hey cow town and rocky top, where you at? get on our level.
how do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? oh yeah, you can’t. roll tide
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