The Urban Dictionary


a place where proper grammar, spelling and punctuation do exist but r-t-rds spoil it.
most popular definitions have a few r-t-rds defining them.

most unpopular words have only r-t-rds defining them (such as incoherent words or the names of friends from their school. see below for example.)

word: bea o’problem
pr-nounciation: hottie ;d

definition: a wheely kewl puhsun fom mai skewl – i lub her 2 bitz – u go gurl!

example: nun needed,, u rok liddle mis o’prohlem!

(that doesn’t exist, but definitions like that do.)
once a funny, clever little site for slang definitions. now, thanks to hordes of mostly white, male, insecure, teenage morons it’s become the most racist, s-xist, ignorant sh-thole on the internet. the comment section usually looks like the below:
united spammers: before i post on the urban dictionary i like to rape dead queer n-gg-r babies gangsta: yo shut up whitey how dare u use da n word u racist cracka -sshole
example of urban dictionary crime:

word: (_)_)======d(_-_)

defintion: how that fat guy at my school likes it.

example used: fat-t-rdmuncher likes to (_)_)======d(_-_) all night, because he’s gay.
example thoughtfully provided by ‘ratchetboo’.
a website where people post either similar or smart-rs- comments on words (usually made up) and they get featured.
then it gets sent to the editors and if it is paying out something they like they do not let you publish it…

…the urban dictionary is awesome though!
if this gets word of the day i will jump off a cliff (maybe)
the urban dictionary ftw!!!

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