the vapors


a polite 19th century term women used meaning either

1) being emotionally overcome or

2) having gas
oh, rhett, i am et up with the vapors!
a person who upon visualizing, reading, thinking, or even imagining something attractive or s-xual embodies the characteristics of a southern elderly lady and receives warmth in the crotch area, similar to that of a dog in heat.
after hearing that gary was going with the cl-ss to italy amanda received the vapors. she went home and took a cold shower to relieve herself.

also may quote the line “i do indeed have the vapors” (while fanning themselves or their crotch)
a one-hit wonder band, who are most famouse for “turning j-panese”.
“wow, the vapors are a one-hit wonder!”

“yeh. after “turning j-panese” they didn’t have a single hit!”

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