The Ventriloquist


while a male in the seated position has a female -ssume the “reverse cowgirl”. as the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her -n-s. while the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. calling the female a “dummy” directly after is a bonus. needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.
i pulled the out “the ventriloquist” on her last night, i don’t think she’ll be calling anytime soon, unless it’s about the goddam urgent are bill.

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