the village pearlers
a group know as the village mafia from dangerous parts of michigan. this group has extremely high blunt standards. you must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. as it is mentioned in their song, “pearl game reflective”, they like blunts rolled symmetric. basically, it should look the same way before and after. if you royally f-ck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. just hope that the village mafia administration of blunt doctors can fix it and save your nips.
the village pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling compet-tion this year.
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